成寒部落格

　Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather

　　　  

and great-grandfather had all walked on water on 

　　An elderly woman had just returned to her home 

　　　　    

from an evening church service when she was  startled  

　　Walking up to a department store's fabric 

　　　　　　　   　  

　The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and

　　　　　　　　　　　　    

demanded  his room be changed.

 

　　Once upon a time  NASA  decided to send three 

　　　　　　　　　　  　　

　　A traveler was stumbling through the desert, 

　　　　　　　　　      

desperate for water, when he saw something far 

　A  butcher  in his shop, and he's really busy, 

　　　　　　　   

and he notices a dog in the shop. He  shoos  

Two vampire bats are hanging upside down 

　　　　　　　　    

in a cave. One of the bats feels rather hungry. 

　A guy walked into a doctor's office and the

 

receptionist asked him what he had. He said, 

　The girl knelt in the confessional and said, 

　　這兩張插圖，恰似 "enlightenment".

　　　　      

　　每個人都是一顆燈泡，有的只是還沒有點亮而已。

　　A man went to apply for a job. After filling  out  

　　　　　  

all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the  

　　It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and 

　　　　　　      

the Bear family are just waking up. 

　　A young man asked an old rich man how he 

　　　　　　　　　　　  　

made his money. 

　　Ole and Lena are driving home from a party 

　　　　　  

one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. 

　　Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort 

Two college seniors had a week of exams 

    　　　　　　　　  

coming up. They decided to party instead.

　An engineer dies and reports to the pearly

　　　　　　　  

gates.  St. Peter checks his  dossier  and says, 

　　教材第一集念到一半，就要開始進行延伸閱讀。

　　　　　　　    　　

　

　　A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going