An elderly woman had just returned to her home 

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from an evening church service when she was  
startled  

by an 
intruder. She caught the  burglar  red-handed, 

and yelled, "Stop! 
Acts  2:38 (meaning, repent  and 

be baptized...)!" 

  The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman 

then calmly called the police and explained what she 

had done.

  

  As the officer cuffed the burglar, he asked, "Why 

did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell 

a scripture to you." 

  "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "I thought she said 

she had an 
axe and two .38.

 

Key  words

startle (v.)驚嚇

intruder (n.)闖入者

burglar (n.)小偷、竊賊   

red-handed (adj.)現行犯的(被逮個正著)

Acts (n.)聖經新約 使徒行傳

repent (adj.)懺悔     

cuff (v.)用手拷拷起來

axe (n.)斧

.38 (n)點零三八口徑的手槍



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