成寒部落格

　　The little boy wasn't getting good marks in 

　　　　　　　　　　   

　　Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden

                       
 
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is 

　　One Halloween a  trick-or-treater  came to 

　　　　    

my door dressed as "Batman" in leather  gloves 

　　A  juggler , driving to his next performance,

      
 
is stopped by the police. "What are these matches 

　　A certain little girl, when asked her name, 

　　　　　　　　　  

would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."

　　John and Gary were walking down the street. 

          
John noticed a compact  on the  sidewalk  and  

　　A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see 

　　　　　　　  

her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, 

　　英文新字不斷在增加，如 Boomerang 這個字

              

本來是「回力鏢」，但現在也指沒有工作，回家靠

　　Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized 　　　

cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the 

　　"I want to divorce my husband because he has a 

　     

lousy  memory!"

　　想要學好英文，既要精讀，也要泛讀。

　　教材要精讀。泛讀則有各種選擇－－英文笑話是其一。

　　Taxing down the tarmac, the  jetliner  abruptly 

　　　　　　　　  

stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.  

　　　　　　　　  
　　　Man walks into a supermarket and buys :

　　"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said

　　 　　　　      

sternly  to the little boy while holding out her hand.

Dear John,  

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our  

One night a man was walking homewards when 

　　　　　　  

a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. 

　　The middle-aged man was visibly shaken

　　　　　　         

when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 months 

　　A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

　　HIM "I'm sorry, dear, but I'm up to my neck in work
 

　　"How was your blind date?" a college student 

　　　　　　　　  　

asked her roommate.

　A mother was reading a book about animals 

to her 3-year-old daughter: