Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is
wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone
to talk to. God said he was going to give him a
companion and it would be a woman.
He said, "This person will cook for you and
wash your clothes, she will always agree with every
decision you make. She will bear you children and
never ask you to get up in the middle of the night
to take care of them. She will not nag you and will
always be the first to admit she was wrong when
you've had a disagreement. She will never have a
headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said "What can I get for just a rib?"
....The rest is history
Key words:
Garden of Eden (n.)伊甸園
companion (n.)伴侶
bear (v.)產(子)
nag (v.)嘮叨
An arm and a leg. 淌血的代價
rib (n.)肋骨
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