Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.
An application was for employment A program was a TV show Acursorusedprofanity A keyboardwas a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobodyfound out! Compresswas something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if youunzippedanything in public You'd bein jail for a while!
This man had just bought a brand new Porsche and he was taking it for a cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this little boy on a moped stopped next to him and was at awe over the car. He asked the man if he could take a quick look inside and he agreed. Just as he was getting out of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car could go and he said,
A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA," they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years hadpassed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionshipagain.
A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called hervetwho asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
