Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather
and great-grandfather had all walked on water on
their 21st birthdays.
- 1月 20 週五 201711:03
〈英文笑話：121〉走在湖上 WALK ON THE LAKE
Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather
and great-grandfather had all walked on water on
their 21st birthdays.
- 1月 19 週四 201711:01
〈英文笑話：122〉聖經中的文句 SCRIPTURE
An elderly woman had just returned to her home
from an evening church service when she was startled
by an intruder. She caught the burglar red-handed,
and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38 (meaning, repent and
be baptized...)!"
- 1月 18 週三 201722:47
〈英文笑話：139〉一碼一個吻 A KISS A YARD
Walking up to a department store's fabric
counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this
material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only a kiss a yard, " replied the smirking
male clerk.
- 1月 18 週三 201710:56
〈英文笑話：123〉最棒的房間 BEST ROOM IN THE HOTEL?
The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and
- 1月 17 週二 201710:51
〈英文笑話：124〉三個太空人 THREE ASTRONAUTS
Once upon a time NASA decided to send three
astronauts to space for 2 years.
NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds
of baggage each.
- 1月 16 週一 201710:47
〈英文笑話：125〉我要水 I NEED WATER
A traveler was stumbling through the desert,
desperate for water, when he saw something far
off in the distance.
- 1月 15 週日 201710:44
〈英文笑話：126〉聰明的狗 SMART DOG
A butcher in his shop, and he's really busy,
and he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos
him away. But later, he notices the dog is back
again.
So he goes over to the dog, and notices he
has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and
it reads, "I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,
please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well."
The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, he
finds the money for the order there. So he takes
the money, and puts the sausages and lamb in a
bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.
- 1月 14 週六 201710:40
〈英文笑話：127〉兩隻吸血蝙蝠 TWO VAMPIRE BATS
Two vampire bats are hanging upside down
in a cave. One of the bats feels rather hungry.
"Let's go and find some blood", he suggests.
"I don't think you can get any blood this time
of the day", says the other bat. "Well, I want some
blood and I want it now!", says the first bat and
prepares to take off. "Are you coming or what?"
- 1月 13 週五 201710:30
〈英文笑話：128〉帶狀皰診 SHINGLES
A guy walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had. He said,
"shingles." So she took down his name, address,
and medical insurance number and told him to
have a seat.
- 1月 12 週四 201710:29
〈英文笑話：129〉虛榮狂 VANITY INSANITY...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,