Walking up to a department store's fabric
counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this
material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only a kiss a yard, " replied the smirking
male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten
yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all
over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out
and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed
to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa
will pay the bill," she smiled.
Key words：
department store （n.）百貨公司
fabric （n.）布料
smirking （adj.）傻笑
anticipation （n.）期待
以色列、巴勒斯坦：
http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/462697781
＊
成寒英語教材：
http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074
＊
唸〈成寒英語教材〉，托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 ＆ 他們的學習歷程：
http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070
