The little boy wasn't getting good marks in
school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said...
- 1月 31 週二 201708:36
〈英文笑話：101〉好成績 GOOD GRADES...
The little boy wasn't getting good marks in
school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said...
- 1月 30 週一 201708:50
〈英文笑話：102〉亞當與夏娃 Adam and Eve
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is
wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone
to talk to. God said he was going to give him a
companion and it would be a woman.
- 1月 29 週日 201722:06
〈英文笑話：103〉蝙蝠俠 BATMAN
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to
my door dressed as "Batman" in leather gloves
and leotard. Soon after I gave him some goodies,
he returned for more.
- 1月 28 週六 201708:14
〈英文笑話：104〉耍火人 THE FIRE JUGGLER
A juggler , driving to his next performance,
- 1月 27 週五 201718:26
〈英文笑話：105〉妳叫什麼名字？ WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
A certain little girl, when asked her name,
would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
- 1月 26 週四 201718:14
〈英文笑話：106〉有點面熟 A LITTLE TOO FAMILILAR!
John and Gary were walking down the street.
John noticed a compact on the sidewalk and
leaned down to pick it up. He opened it, looked
in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks
familiar."
- 1月 25 週三 201710:00
〈英文笑話：107〉獸醫求診 THE VET WENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see
- 1月 24 週二 201700:16
〈英文笑話：108〉回力鏢 BOOMERANG
英文新字不斷在增加，如 Boomerang 這個字
本來是「回力鏢」，但現在也指沒有工作，回家靠
父母吃飯過活的孩子。也就是「啃老族」。
- 1月 23 週一 201716:01
〈英文笑話：109〉獨「皮」舟 SKIN CANOES...
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized
cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the
water. The chief says, "We will kill you as a coward, or
we will let you die honorable deaths for your homelands.
You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be
used to make our canoes."
- 1月 22 週日 201714:40
〈英文笑話：110〉健忘的 FORGETFUL
"I want to divorce my husband because he has a
lousy memory!"