成寒部落格

 
　　There was this ad posted on the office 
　　　　　　　　   
window of an accounting  firm :

 
　　While proudly  showing   off  his new  fraternity  

 
　　Little Johnny is approached by the  lifeguard  

　　A man is driving down a country road, when he  
　　　
spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field  

of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road 
and notices that the farmer is just standing there, 
doing nothing, looking at nothing.
　　The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out 
to the farmer and asks him, "Ah, excuse me, mister, but 
what are you doing?"

　
　　At the pre-birth class for couples who'd already
 
had at least one child the instructor raised the question 
              
of how to break the news to an older child.

 
　　Upon entering the little country store, the stranger 
　　　　　　　　　　   
noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" 
posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless 
old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash  
register.

 
　　The man approached the very beautiful woman in the 
　　　　　　  　　　　　  
large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife 
here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of 
minutes?"

 
　　A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. 
One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 
"Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name 
him "Juan."

 
　　It was at the end of the school year, and a 
 
kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her 
pupils.

　　看英文笑話，是學習。請不要問人家，笑點在哪。


　　很多讀者告訴我，起初他們完全看不出笑點在哪。
但繼續念教材，並且看了多篇之後，就越來越看得懂。

　　There was once an  aspiring  veterinarian who put 　　　　
himself through veterinary school working nights as a 

taxidermist.