成寒部落格

 
　　There's a guy with a  Doberman   Pinscher  and

 
　　One fine afternoon at a golf course, two men were 
　　
just finishing up the front nine when they decided to take 
a breather in the clubhouse. They went up to the lounge   
room  and sat down and ordered a glass of beer. They 
started flipping thru the channels when they decided 
to watch the news. The first thing that was on was a woman 
about to commit suicide.

 
　　Two  men  were  walking  home  after  a  party  
　　　　  
and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery 
just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they 
were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the
 
misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an 
old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at 
one of the headstones.

　　
      A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking 
along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. 

　
　　Summer vacation was over and the teacher 
asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited 

 
　　A rich multi-billionaire decides to throw a massive 

 
　　Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. 
  

　　Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to
 
an interview for a good paying job. The company boss 
asked various questions about him and his education, 
but then asked him,
 

 
　　當教材第一集念到一半時，請開始進行這一系列
　　　　　　　　  
的英文笑話，屬延伸閱讀，非做不可。
　　延伸閱讀的生字，只須挑重點單字背，而且必須
先在〔有聲字典〕裡把聲音聽熟再背。
　　因為沒有有聲書可以聽，所以這些單字不好記，
且易忘。只挑重點單字背即可。

　　很多讀者告訴我，起初他們完全看不出笑點在哪。
但繼續念教材，並且看了多篇之後，就越來越看得懂。

　　A police officer  pulls  over  this  guy  who's  been 
weaving  in  and  out of the lanes. He goes up to the 
guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into 
this  breathalyzer  tube."

 
　　I worry about the germs in the holes of bowling