One fine afternoon at a golf course, two men were 

  

just finishing up the front nine when they decided to take 

a breather in the clubhouse. They went up to the lounge   

room 
 and sat down and ordered a glass of beer. They 

started flipping thru the channels
 when they decided 

to watch the news. The first thing that was on was a woman 

about to commit suicide.

  The first man says, "I bet you 100 dollars that she is 

gonna jump."

  The second man, says, "OK, but I raise your 100 to 200 

dollars saying she is not going to jump."

  About four seconds after they were done making the bet, 

she leapt off the building, falling 17 stories, she hit the 

ground with a bone crunching sound.

  As the loser of the bet started to get his wallet out of 

his back pocket the other man butted in to stop him.

  "Listen, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier today 

and I knew she was gonna jump."

  "So did I," the man said, I just didn't think she was dumb 

enough to do it again."

 

Key  words

breather n.)休息片刻 

clubhouse  (n.)會館  

flipping thru the channels 把頻道轉來轉去

commit   suicide 自殺

bet (v.)睹

dumb (adj.)愚笨的



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