成寒部落格

　　There was this ad posted on the office 

　　　　　　　　   

window of an accounting  firm :

　　While proudly  showing   off  his new  fraternity  

　　　　　  

house  to friends, a college student led the way into 

　　Little Johnny is approached by the  lifeguard  

　　　　　　　　  

at the public swimming pool.

　　A man is driving down a country road, when he  
　　　
spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field  

　
　　At the pre-birth class for couples who'd already
 
had at least one child the instructor raised the question 
              

　　Upon entering the little country store, the stranger 

　　　　　　　　　　   

noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" 

　　The man approached the very beautiful woman in the 

　　　　　　  　　　　　  

large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife 

　　A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. 

One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 

　　It was at the end of the school year, and a 

 

kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her 

　　看英文笑話，是學習。請不要問人家，笑點在哪。


　　很多讀者告訴我，起初他們完全看不出笑點在哪。

　There was once this man in heaven, he asked 

　　　　　　　　　  

God what a million dollars meant to him. God replied, 

　A mother took her little boy to church. While in 

　

church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

　　While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a 

 　  

tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his 

　　Three older ladies were discussing the travails 

　　   　  

of getting older.

　　There was a German  shepherd laying in 

　　　  　　　　  

the yard and an old geezer  was sitting on the 

　　An investment   counselor decided to go out 

　　　　　  　
　　　　　　
on  her  own. She was shrewd and diligent, so 

　　I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital 

　　　　　  

after my wife had gone into  labor  when the nurse 

　　這是學習，只可意會，不可言傳。
　　
　　請不要問別人笑點在哪。

　　很多讀者告訴我，起初他們完全看不出笑點在哪。

One night a man stumbled into the police station 

　　
　　　
with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise

　　閱讀笑話，請一口氣看完，不管你看懂多少，

都不要查字典。這是在訓練您的快速理解力。