成寒部落格

　　Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized 　　　

cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the 

water. The chief says, "We will kill you as a coward, or 

we will let you die honorable  deaths for your homelands. 

You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be 

used to make our canoes."

　　The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. 

With this, he recites the pledge and shoots himself. He 

is carried off. The next man asks for a sword. A warrior
 
at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku 

as a Japanese man.

　　The last man asks for a fork.

　　"A fork?" asks the chief?

　　But it's his dying wish, so they hand him the fork. 

He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest, and yells, 

"I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!!"

Key  words：

cannibal　（n.）食人族　  

gravesite　（n.）墓地

coward　（n.）懦夫　  

honorable  deaths　死得很光榮

canoe　（n.）獨木舟　

pledge　（n.）誓約　

warrior　（n.）武士　  　

katana　（n.）武士刀

seppuku　（n.）切腹自殺　  

stab　（v.）刺

sink　（v.）下沉

成寒英語教材：http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074

唸〈成寒英語教材〉，托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 ＆ 他們的學習歷程：

　　請看:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070