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　　There's a guy with a  Doberman   Pinscher  and

         

a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman 

　　One fine afternoon at a golf course, two men were 

　　

just finishing up the front nine when they decided to take 

　　Two  men  were  walking  home  after  a  party  

　　　　  

and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery 

      A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking 

along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. 

　
　　Summer vacation was over and the teacher 
asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited 

　　A rich multi-billionaire decides to throw a massive 

　  　　  

party for his fiftieth birthday, so during this party he 

　　Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. 

One of them was crying, tears were pouring down 

　　Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to

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的英文笑話，屬延伸閱讀，非做不可。

　　I worry about the germs in the holes of bowling 

balls. Nobody cleans those holes.

　　During the wedding  rehearsal, the groom 

　　  

approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

  　　An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall . 

　　　　　　　

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, 

　　A guy is walking down the street with his friend. 

　　　　　　　　  

He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."

　　A family had twin boys whose only resemblance

 

to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too 

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils 

a lesson in logic.

　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when 

　　　　　　　   

suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping 

　　A  climber  fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled 

　　　　　　  

down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged 

　　A man was driving home from work one evening 

　　　　  

when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's 

　　Joe, a college student, was taking a course in 

　　　　　　　　  

ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the 

　　An artist asked the gallery owner if there had 

　　　　　　  

been any interest in his paintings on display at