A rich multi-billionaire decides to throw a massive
party for his fiftieth birthday, so during this party he
grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that
down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming
pool with two great white sharks in it.
"I will give anything they desire of mine, to the
person who swims across that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool,
until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the
guests of the party run to the pool to see what has
happened, and in the pool is a man and he is swimming
as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water
and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on
going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy
reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, wet and
soaked!
The multi-billionaire grabs the mic and says,
"I am a man of his word, anything of mine I
will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything,
for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir,
what will it be?" the multi-billionaire asks.
The guy grabs the mic and says, "Why don't
we start with the name of the idiot that pushed
me in!"
Key words:
throw party 開舞會
mic (n.)麥克風
mansion (n.)豪宅
great white shark
splash (n.)潑濺聲
fin (n.)鰭(魚翅 shark fin;魚翅湯 shark fin soup)
jaws (n.)
I am a man of his word. 我是個信守承諾的人。
Ferraris (n.)法拉利 (義大利跑車)
the name of the idiot that pushed me in
那個推我下水的混蛋。
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