There was a German shepherd laying in
the yard and an old geezer was sitting on the
porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the
tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and
replied, "Nope."
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car,
the dog began snarling and growling, and then
attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist
flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you
said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."
Key words:
German shepherd (n.)德國狼犬
geezer (n.)怪老頭
porch (n.)(住家前有頂的)門廊
snarling and growling 嗥叫咆哮
flail (v.)揮舞
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