閱讀笑話,請一口氣看完,不管你看懂多少,
都不要查字典。這是在訓練您的快速理解力。
英文笑話共有兩百多則,上午看一則,下午看一則。
每一則只要花半分鐘,不佔太多時間。全部看完,
還可以再輪一次,這時候你會發現,一次看五篇也不成問題。
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in
a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in
telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small
crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his
window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again,
"Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group
of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his
direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned
to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially
since this is a bus stop!"
Key words:
rookie (n.)新手
cruiser (n.)巡邏車
loitering (adj.)逗留的、漫無目的閒盪的
veteran(n.)老手
成寒英語教材:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074
唸〈成寒英語教材〉,托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 & 他們的學習歷程:
請看:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070