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　A guy walked into a doctor's office and the

 

receptionist asked him what he had. He said, 

"shingles." So she took down his name, address, 

and medical insurance number and told him to 

have a seat.

　　Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came 

out and asked him what he had. He said, 

"shingles." So she took down his height, weight, 

a complete medical history and told him to wait 

in the examining room.

　　A half-hour later, a nurse came in and asked 

him what he had. He said, "shingles." She gave 

him a blood  test, a blood  pressure  test, an 

electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his 

clothes and wait for the doctor.

　　An hour later the doctor came in and asked 

him what he had. He said, "shingles." The doctor 

said, "Where?" He said, "Outside in the truck. 

Where do you want them?"

Key  words：

receptionist　（n.）掛號小姐

height　（n.）身高

weight　（n.）體重

blood  test　（n.）驗血

blood  pressure  test　（n.）量血壓

electrocardiogram　（n.）心電圖　
  

成寒解說：

　shingles　帶狀皰疹

　這種皰疹和性病的皰疹不同，長在身上，一 般人

　都可能得到。　

　這個字另一意思：小石子、碎礫。

　這傢伙運送一卡車的小石子到診所，護士卻把他

　當成了帶狀皰疹病人。 　

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