A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway - why are
you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's
the name of the highway you're on!"
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll
be more careful."
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the
other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends
back there? They're shaking something terrible."
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
學習提醒:
正確的英語學習方法,請參閱成寒《早早開始,慢慢來》,
先聽幾遍,再看原文;不要顛倒過來,效果會大打折扣。
Key words:
load of 載滿
MPH 每小時多少哩(1哩 = 1.609344 公里 Kilometers)
speed limit 速限
highway (n.)公路 高速公路:freeway
cop (n.)警察
backseat (n.)後座
shaking and trembling 顫抖個不停
成寒英語教材:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074
唸〈成寒英語教材〉,托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 & 他們的學習歷程:
請看:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070