A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed
and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting
the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter
to "God, USA," they decided to send it to President
Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched,
and amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this
would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5, and
immediately sat down to write a thank you note
to God which read "Dear God, Thank you for sending
me the money. However, I noticed that for some
reason you had to send it through Washington D.C.,
and as usual, those bastards deducted $95."
Key words:
bastard (n.)卑鄙的傢伙、王八蛋、混帳東西
deduct (v.)扣除
以色列、巴勒斯坦:
http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/462697781
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成寒英語教材:
http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074
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唸〈成寒英語教材〉,托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 & 他們的學習歷程:
http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070