當教材第一集念完時，請開始進行這一系列
的英文笑話，屬延伸閱讀，非做不可。
延伸閱讀的生字，只須挑重點單字背，而且必須
先在〔有聲字典〕裡把聲音聽熟再背。
因為沒有有聲書可以聽，所以這些單字不好記，
且易忘。只挑重點單字背即可。
很多讀者告訴我，起初他們完全看不出笑點在哪。
但繼續念教材，並且看了多篇之後，就越來越看得懂。
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear
and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and asked,
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
"Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear."
A few minutes passed, and the son polar bear
turned to his father again and said, "Dad, tell me
the truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear?
No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?"
"Son, I'm 100% polar bear and your mother is
100% polar bear, so you're certainly 100% polar bear."
A few more minutes passed, and the son polar bear
again turned to his father and said, "Dad, don't worry.
It'll hurt my feelings if it's not true. I really need
to know... am I really 100% polar bear?"
Distressed by this continued questioning, the father
polar bear finally asked his son, "Why do you keep asking
if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because I'm freezing to death outhere!"
Key words：
Arctic （n.）北極
polar bear 北極熊
I can take it. 我可以承受（任何打擊）。
I'm freezing to death. 我凍得快死掉了。
成寒英語教材：http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074
唸〈成寒英語教材〉，托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 ＆ 他們的學習歷程：
請看:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070
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