成寒部落格

　　當教材第一集念完時，請開始進行這一系列

     

的英文笑話，屬延伸閱讀，非做不可。


　　延伸閱讀的生字，只須挑重點單字背，而且必須

先在〔有聲字典〕裡把聲音聽熟再背。


　　因為沒有有聲書可以聽，所以這些單字不好記，

且易忘。只挑重點單字背即可。


　　很多讀者告訴我，起初他們完全看不出笑點在哪。

但繼續念教材，並且看了多篇之後，就越來越看得懂。






　　One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear 

and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. 

The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, 

"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" 

　　"Of course, son, you're  100%  polar  bear." 

　　A few minutes passed, and the son polar bear 

turned to his father again and said, "Dad, tell me 

the truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? 

No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?" 

　　"Son, I'm 100% polar bear and your mother is 

100% polar bear, so you're certainly 100% polar bear." 

　A few more minutes passed, and the son polar bear 

again turned to his father and said, "Dad, don't worry.

It'll  hurt my feelings if it's not true. I really need 

to know... am I really 100% polar bear?" 

　　Distressed by this continued questioning, the father 

polar bear finally asked his son, "Why do you keep asking 

if you're 100% polar bear?" 

　　"Because I'm freezing  to  death outhere!"

Key  words：

Arctic　（n.）北極

polar bear　北極熊

I can take it.　我可以承受（任何打擊）。

I'm freezing  to  death.　我凍得快死掉了。

成寒英語教材：http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/288240074

唸〈成寒英語教材〉，托福、多益 TOEIC 考高分成績榜 ＆ 他們的學習歷程：

　　請看:http://chenhen2013.pixnet.net/blog/post/275932070